Now that Uday and Qusay have been eliminated , a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:
Sooflay...............the restauranteur
Guday.................the half-Australian brother
Huray.................the sports fanatic
Sashay................the gay brother
Sayhay................the baseball player
Ojay..................the stalker / murderer
Gulay.................the singer / entertainer
Ebay..................the internet czar
Biliray...............the country music star
Ecksray...............the radiologist
Puray.................the blender factory owner
Regay.................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay.................the one with bad hair:
Tooshay...............the debating team member
Vollay................the official member of the Iraqi National Volleyball Team
Urugay................the one living in South America
Longway...............a distant relative

Among the sisters:
Lattay................the coffee shop owner
Bufay.................the 300 pound sister
Phayray...............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Ollay.................the half-mexican sister
Okay..................the agreeable sister
Mayday................the sister who is always in trouble

Among the staff:
Maidmyday.............the cleaning woman
Hosay.................the half Mexican gardner

Miscellaneous:
favorite movie........Born on the fourth of Julay
music.................Shakiray
car...................Hyunday
island................Nordernay

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